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1959 Chevy Impala Hearse

Here are all the submissions for the casket naming contest. Please choose the top 5 name you like the best and send them to me here by September 1st. After September 1st we will announce the 5 semi-finalists.

Porta Morgue ~ Coffinator ~ Cofferator ~ Ice-ket ~ Freezket ~ Kegsket ~ Chillasket ~ Kaskerator ~ Rekasketator ~ FRIGID-ATER ~ The CHILLER ~ Last Call ~ Body Tap ~ Beer Ghouler ~ Ghouler ~ The Big Chill ~ Cryo-case ~ Morgue Caller ~ Corpserella's Box ~ Deceased Dispenser ~ Dispensary ~ Body Cooler ~ Cold Case ~ Cold Storage ~ Meat Locker ~ Death Wish ~ The comatoser ~ The grim dripper ~ The rigamortis ~ Party like there's no tomorrow ~ Death Chest ~ The Croakerator ~ Heaven in a box ~ Skeleton's Party ~ Tapped Out ~ Stoned Cold ~ The Embalminator


Special Events & News:

Operation Hydration
KFC has teamed up with the Mayor of Phoenix office this year to collect water and money for Operation Hydration and Heat Relief efforts. We will be bring water to hydration stations around the valley to help reduce the number of heat related illnesses and death. To read more about this effort or to help in this quest, please click here. Thanks to the people who have donated so far, we are at a 1/3 of a hearse load, (by weight).
Kaos' Funeral Cars is an online club for Hearse owners and enthusiasts to gather with other members from around the world. To be a safe forum to buy and sell pro-cars, parts and accessories as well as share ideas and information to all members through a friendly online setting.
Kaos' Funeral Cars Mission: It is not the goal of KFC to replace, to be better than or be in competition with other hearse clubs from around the world. KFC is designed to aid the pro-car driver and inform the general public about pro-cars use and history. Kaos' Funeral Cars Affliations: Currently KFC assists with the willitmakeit.com company out of Arizona. KFC assists with photo and video shoots by allowing the use of willing member's hearses. There is also assistance with the logistics behind the scenes. As well as finding vehicles to use, both hearses and non hearses to be tested in their trials and derbies. KFC also works with and assists the MVD Ghostchasers in Arizona. Assisting with hearse use and going on paranormal investigations. KFC is a proud member of the National Hearse & Ambulance Association. KFC has an active forum on the NHAA Ikonboard.
Do you own a hearse, flower car, limo or ambulance? Click on the picture below to become a member of KFC:
Click the German words on bottom of screen, then press start game, rapidly press the right arrow and go as fast as you can, once the hearse enters the red shaded area, hit the spacebar to stop the hearse before it crashes into the wall. Launch the casket and find out your distance, but if you don't stop and hit the wall, you die and get hauled away and don't stop prematurely or the casket will not launch out the car and you will die.
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